"Santa Found Guilty!" the headlines read the day after his trial. Now Santa has to trade his famous red suit for an orange jumpsuit for a few years. Rudolph isn't so fortunate. He's going to prison for life. Public sympathies, easily swayed, are now with the two Christmas culprits. As long as Santa's interned at the North Pole Corrections Center, there will be no, no, no Merry Christmas for anyone.  


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