Overheard #3: My husband "overheard" this one. I call it, "What a shame."

Middle aged woman with an attitude just standing behind a mini-van that is about to run her over:

"Oh, I'm about to get paid!"

The van didn't hit her. But, Dwayne stayed to ensure that if it had, he would be there to give his testimony against the woman to the police officer.

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